2 kids from Newport, Virginia allegedly try to poison their teacher by repeatedly putting hand sanitizer in her beverages since last January.  What the heck!  As you can see from the AP video the kids did get suspended and will be reassigned to another school.  Why so harsh on the lads?  I mean who among us hasn't tried to poison a teacher?  How about go directly to jail.  Don't pass go? Don't collect $200 dollars?  Has anything like this every happened in South Dakota?