Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Eva Longoria Dumps Mark Sanchez
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
‘The Voice’ Recap: The Final Night of Battle Rounds
We've finally made it! Treat yourselves to an early piece of Halloween candy 'Voice' fans, because tonight marks the last night of the battle rounds, and it's been quite the journey. We love the show, truly, but this season seems to be going on for-ev-er...
Avril Lavigne to Cover Nickelback Song for Anime Movie
Well this idea just screams "hot mess" doesn't it?
Katy Perry + John Mayer Get Cozy at Her Costume-Themed Birthday Party
It looks as though Katy Perry and John Mayer are still very much on!
The on-again, off-again couple were most recently spotted together at Perry's birthday bash at The Magic Castle in Los Angeles, and leave it to Perry to get into the Halloween spirt and require her guests to wear costumes. Sounds like her public persona might be mixing slightly with her personal life.
Daniel Radcliffe Is Back on the Market
Listen up, 'Harry Potter' nerds. Your chance to ride Daniel Radcliffe's (broom)stick is nigh -- seems Radcliffe and girlfriend Rosie Coker have officially called it quits.
So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
Bette Midler to Guest Star on ‘Glee’
As if 'Glee' didn't already have a plethora of A-listers under its belt (read: Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney-freakin'-Spears), they've decided to add yet another in the form of Bette Midler.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
Journey Guitarist Neal Schon Proposes to White House Gate-Crasher Michaele Salahi [VIDEO]
It's a tale as old as time: Girl meets boy, girl marries other boy and achieves cheap tawdry fame on a reality show, then girl goes back to the first boy and gets a marriage proposal on stage.
Kelly Clarkson Performs New Single ‘Catch My Breath’ for the First Time
Kelly Clarkson recently announced that she'll be releasing a greatest hits album along with a new single, 'Catch My Breath.' Well, she must've read our awesome review of the song, because she performed it for the first time on stage in Dublin!