Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Sir Elton John Is So Rich, He Can Afford a Separate Hotel Room Just for His Glasses
As you count down the hours until payday, consider this: Elton John has so much scratch that he recently requested an entire climate-controlled hotel room solely for his collection of trademark glasses.
Demi Moore Finally Wants to Be Free of Ashton Kutcher – Personally and Legally
Sixteen months after parting ways with Ashton Kutcher after a messy cheating scandal, Demi Moore has finally gotten around to filing for divorce.
Jon Stewart Taking a Break from ‘The Daily Show’ to Make a Film About an Iranian Prisoner
Comedy Central's long-running 'The Daily Show' host Jon Stewart is taking the summer off for the first time since getting the position in 1999 -- but it's for a good cause.
He's making a movie about Iranian journalist Maziar Bahari, who was arrested shortly after appearing in a 'Daily Show' sketch.
Cruise Wanted to Become a Priest, Then He Stole the Blood of Christ + More
- Tom Cruise was almost a priest. Until the fathers caught him swiping the sacrificial wine.
Sharon Osbourne Sends NBC a Special Love Note as ‘America’s Got Talent’ Lands Heidi Klum [VIDEO]
Sharon Osbourne laid to rest all rumors that she quit the reality show 'America's Got Talent' over a feud with fellow judge Howard Stern, saying it all had to do with how NBC treated her son Jack.
NBC, on the other hand, has long since moved on -- it's now scored supermodel Heidi Klum as Sharon's replacement.
Adele Awards Her Baby Boy an Adorable ‘Best Son’ Miniature Oscar [PHOTO]
A little over a week ago, Adele took home her very own Oscar for her flawless song 'Skyfall' -- and she also brought a mini-Oscar back across the pond for her child, awarding him the title of "Best Son."
Good thing he's too young to realize he's also her only son.
Life Imitates Art as Mary-Louise Parker Is Accused of Threatening to Have Someone Whacked
Now that 'Weeds' is over, Mary-Louise Parker has gone back to her first love: antiquing. And, allegedly, threatening to kill people who own antique shops. Or so a shop owner would have us believe.
All of which MLP (insert all the bronies sent here by Google thinking this is a 'My Little Pony' article) denies.
Harry Styles Is Hit in the Groin With a Shoe, Goes Down Like a Fainting Goat [VIDEO]
One Direction member Harry Styles obviously angered someone at their concert in Glasgow, Scotland on Tuesday (Feb. 26) when not one but two shoes were thrown at the singer, hitting him in the crotch.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)
Jennifer Aniston Is Finalizing Plans to Wed Justin Theroux. No, Seriously.
Perusing the tabloids, one would think Jennifer Aniston has planned weddings on multiple occasions, all while being knocked up with twins. And ever since she announced her engagement to Justin Theroux back in October, the feeding frenzy has only intensified.
Tina Fey Will Not Host the 2014 Oscars No Matter How Much You Beg
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made us love them more with their joint Golden Globe hosting, leaving William Shatner to ponder during the opening of the 2013 Oscars, “Why can't we just get Tina and Amy to host this show? Why can't Tina and Amy just host everything?”