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Pamela Anderson Has Had One Hell of a Makeunder [PHOTOS]
Pamela Anderson was turning heads for a much different reason than usual at an April 15 event for the Obliphica Professional hair care line, showing up in minimal makeup, an elegant updo, and a high-necked black sheath dress with nary a boob showing.
Kelly Ripa + Regis Philbin Don’t Speak Anymore
For over a decade, Kelly Ripa co-hosted 'Live!' with Regis Philbin (after filling the impressive but wobbly shoes of Kathie Lee Gifford). But these days, Kelly and Reeg aren't the closest of friends.
Portia de Rossi + Ellen DeGeneres Have Decided Parenthood Isn’t for Them
Seems new celebrity pregnancies are announced every week. But if you're waiting for Portia de Rossi to be one of them, don't bother -- because she and wife Ellen DeGeneres like their childfree lives just as they are, thanks.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
Lady Gaga Turned Down $1 Million to Perform at the GOP Convention, Surprising Exactly No One
If there's anyone with whom Lady Gaga would have a bad romance, it would be the Republican party. Which is probably why Mother Monster -- devout Democrat and patron saint of everything the GOP disdains -- reportedly shunned a $1 million offer to perform for the grand old party during its convention last year.
Olivier Martinez May Have Kicked a Photographer While Halle Berry Screamed Stuff [VIDEO]
Halle Berry, her young daughter Nahla and beau Olivier Martinez were leaving LAX on Monday, April 1, when - shocker - they were met by a crowd of foaming-at-the-mouth paparazzi.
And Berry, who dislikes her kid's photo being taken so much that she wants to move to France to avoid it, pretty much came unglued.
Get the Popcorn: Lindsay Lohan Is Booked on David Letterman Next Week
After a six-year dry spell, Lindsay Lohan will end an apparent Letterman prohibition by appearing on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' on Tuesday, Apr. 9.
Jay Leno + Jimmy Fallon Clear The Air With ‘Tonight Show’ Duet [VIDEO]
'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno joined forces with his possible replacement -- 'Late Night' host Jimmy Fallon -- for a parody of 'Tonight' from 'West Side Story.'
Taylor Swift Will Appear on the ‘New Girl’ Season Finale. Then Probably Write a Song About It.
Taylor Swift, like her ex-boyfriends, has discovered a 'New Girl.'
Anderson Cooper + Kathy Griffin May Get Their Own Show. Pardon Us Whilst We Squee.
Huzzah! Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, who host the best New Year's Eve show ever, shot a pilot together for CNN on Monday, March 25 -- indicating the network may pick them up for a regular series.