Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Husband Wakes Up Wife on Her Birthday With Orchestra Playing ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
As far as romantic gestures go, this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
#MakeTodayBetterIn4Words Tweets Will Turn That Frown Upside Down
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Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
These #TakeYourChildtoWorkDay Tweets Will Make You Long for a New Job
Took your child to work, did you? Maybe you can relate to these folks.
Brilliant #VacationIn3Words Tweets Will Recharge Your Weary Soul
It's the end of April and vacation may seem further away than your destination when you hop in your car for a cross-country road trip, but have no illusion: time off is coming.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
Chris Coghlan’s Acrobatic Dive Over Catcher Into Home Is the Slide of the Year
Almost nothing has gone right for the Toronto Blue Jays in this young season, but this certainly did.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.