Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.
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This feline's got a bad cat-itude.
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Crop circles are out. Ice circles are where it's at now.
This Crazy Badminton Rally Almost Makes the Sport Watchable
It's only January, but we already have the year's best badminton highlight.