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This House Has Serious Christmas ‘Gangnam Style’
John Storm is a lucky man. Most people who move into a new neighborhood and promptly set up an insane Christmas light show set to 'Gangnam Style' would not be very popular. His neighbors, however, think it's kind of impressive to meet a real-life Clark Griswold. We think it's kind of impressive that his hobby requires him to use a dongle. That's sincerely Gangnam Style.
Watch Thanksgiving According to Larry David
We may not have hundreds of millions of dollars, but that doesn't mean that our Thanksgivings aren't just like the ones Larry David used to have with his family. Here's an adorable cartoon from the grump behind 'Seinfeld' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' that pretty much sums up what it's like to have Thanksgiving dinner with the fam...
Take a Heaping Helping of TheFW’s Best of Thanksgiving
The magical day has finally arrived -- Thanksgiving. Don't worry if you're not the football type. We've put together all of our best Thanksgiving content right here in one concentrated area, because your fingers are probably too tired from eating to type very muh. We care about you. We really do. Happy Turkey Day, everyone!
The Best 2012 Black Friday Deals for Internet Nerds
It's time to officially start panicking that you haven't done any Christmas shopping yet. Sure you have something in mind for mom and dad. But what about for your internet-obsessed brother or your boyfriend who spends more time on Reddit than he does at work? Where are the 2012 Black Friday deals for them?
Here are seven gifts you can give to any lover of memes, internet culture, or just being as
Soldiers in Afghanistan Remake Dolphins Cheerleader ‘Call Me Maybe’ Video
That's right -- we're still posting 'Call Me Maybe' videos. Deal with it! This one's got soldiers serving in Afghanistan, so it's sort of our civic responsibility to share it with the world.
The Best ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ Memes
'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' was released on Friday, and had a phenomenally big weekend, raking in over 140 million dollars. But not everybody loved it, including most people on the internet, it seems. And they had a few things they wanted to say about it. Here are the best 'Breaking Dawn Part 2' memes around to express those things.
Robert Pattinson So Very Happy ‘Twilight’ Is Over
'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' is out this weekend, and rising up out of the waves of tween tears is Robert Pattinson ...who is PSYCHED! Here's a hi-larious supercut of Robert Pattinson not-so-subtly hating on the film franchise he's been representing for nearly half a decade...
The Funniest Photo Captions of the Week (Created By You!)
It seems like just one week ago we were posting a picture of a dog in a garbage can on our Facebook page. Since then, we've shared lots of stuff with you, and in return, you make us LOL with your witty, sometimes disturbing (looking at you, guy who said he take his time killing a cat) comments. Here are our favorite captions you provided for our weekly photo contest. Congratulations to our winners
‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Gets Overly Attached to Samsung
Fortunately, Laina, aka the Overly Attached Girlfriend, has already created a charity campaign, otherwise we would might be inclined to say she is just milking her internet fame. Instead, this Samsung commercial is actually entertaining. It's creepy, too...
Watch President Obama’s Emotional Moment While Thanking His Staff
Even if you weren't hoping for Obama to win reelection this week, you have to admit that he seems very grateful he did. We can tell because he started crying in front of a bunch of people.