I don't really know what happened. I was making a turkey sandwich. The sriracha bottle was empty. I grabbed the new one. What happened next I can only speculate, but based on witness reports and damage estimates; when I went to take the protective white, sticky paper off the new bottle the spicy delight exploded! Maybe the sriracha was so excited to join its friend mayonnaise on the bread, or maybe there was a small fluctuation in the Earth's magnetic field that forced it out of the bottle. Or perhaps I just squeezed the bottle and wasn't paying attention. Who can say? It's a mystery for the ages.

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