Be Like Manti?
You've undoubtedly heard the expression "Be Like Mike" right? It was a Gatorade campaign patterned after Michael Jordan some years back.
Well, now you can be like Manti! That's right, now you too can get an imaginary girlfriend and be just like Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o.
It's totally possible, for the low, low price of $39.99.
There's an online company based in Brazil that will generate a fake Facebook profile for your imaginary "girlfriend." It even comes complete with comments and relationship statuses from the past 30 days.
The secret of course, is not getting caught in the lie like Manti.
So, if you're having a hard time finding a lady. Or maybe your gal just kicked you to the curb and you want to get a little payback? This sort of move could put you right back in the game guys.
Now you can finally be that super stud player that you've always wanted to be, while making that ex-girlfriend insanely jealous with a ton of juicy comments from your new smokin' hot lady!
The possibilities are endless fellas.