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If being hounded by the paparazzi wasn't bad enough for celebrities. I was just reading that Facebook is testing a new feature that will allow users to send a direct message to their favorite celebrities...for the low, low price of just $100.00!

The message would be guaranteed to reach your favorite celebrities Facebook account without being diverted to their junk mail inbox. (As far as you know.)

WARNING to Jon Bon Jovi...my wife is counting the minutes until Facebook gets this feature up and running. Be afraid, be very afraid!

I figure she should have between $2500-3000 racked up in charges the first day alone!

I feel for you Jon, I really do. Good luck buddy!