Sometimes you just feel like you need to get drunk, right? I can understand that. But I don't understand using a liquor store clerk as a babysitter while you go tie one on.

Kenneth Rowe of Daytona Beach, Flo-ri-duh did just that on Sunday. He brought his infant to the Shark Lounge and Liquor Store, went outside, for what has to be the longest cigarette in history, then came back to collect the baby. The most logical thing to do after that was walk out into traffic and lay down in the street... with the baby.

The wise clerk called the police and Rowe was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child. The baby, thankfully, is back with its mother.