What's better than a drunk in a bar? Well it's a drunken Texas A&M football fan starting a fight in an airport! Over the weekend this jerk was apparently being stopped from boarding his flight. Someone who apparently witnessed the fight go down in person, gave the following play-by-play of the drunken brawl:

“The Aggie fan in the Johnny Football shirt was drunk and not allowed to board the plane. He got irate with the ticket counter attendant and dumped out a bag of trail mix. The black guy was waiting at the ticket counter stood up for the ticket attendant and told Johnny F’in Football to calm down. He then redirected his anger at the black guy, started dropping n-bombs and even made a comment about picking cotton.  Fisticuffs ensued and after about 30 secs Paul Blart showed up on a segway. Luckily it was caught on video because the Johnny Football guy lied to the cops initially and said the black guy started it – upon reviewing the video evidence the black guy was exonerated and allowed the board the flight.  Everyone clapped for him as he was walking down the aisle.”