EBay Love Potions Outlawed

You'll now have to go elsewhere to your purchase love  potions, lottery number predictions,  magical spells and all other metaphysical services.

Ebay is eliminating this category due to numerous complaints from customers who purchased these intangible items and then were surprised, (really?),  they didn't perform as promised.

Ebay spokesman Alan Marks said the site is not worried about retaliation spells cast by scorned soothsayers.