Taylor Got Dumped Because She Wouldn’t Put Out?
Oh lawd have mercy. Taylor Swift and One Direction‘s Harry Styles broke up a hot minute ago, and already the web is flooded with reasons and rumors as to why the couple of just a few months have called it quits.
Well the latest to come since the demise of Haylor is that 18-year-old playboy Styles had enough of Swift not wanting to get physical, so he ended the charade. Probably to get with a lucky little lady who wasn’t quite as uptight. Maybe uptight isn’t the appropriate word for this situation, as Swift sure comes off respectable if that’s the real reason for the breakup, but you catch our drift.
“Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a wh–e because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out,” said a close friend of Swift’s to RadarOnline. “What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.”
Another pal agreed, saying, “While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women.”
The source continued, saying, “It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible.”
But that’s not the only thing that turned off Styles! Apparently the pop-country singer’s interests and hobbies (such as antiquing) were just too boring for the U.K. sensation.
“Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested. Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young – but Taylor’s more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques,” said a source. “It drove him crazy, so he gave her the elbow!”
And so, Taylor is left single yet again. But on the upside, there’s sure to be a really great and catchy song to come of all this, right?
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