A 21-year old Florida massage therapist claims that she no longer wants to date, so she decided to take drastic measures to make her unattractive to men. She lied about geting a third breast. Really. And just in case no one told Jasmine Tridevil, men love boobs. Hell WOMEN love boobs. But guys don't care if there's one, two or three of them. We love them all so that's probably not going to help her quest to stop dating. (Apparently this young lady has failed to learn the word 'no' as a deterrent to dating!)

Tridevil says she saved for two years and went to 50 different doctors before she found one that would give her the extra breast in the $20,000 surgery. She has also had a nipple tattooed on it to make it look more realistic. But if she doesn't want to date anymore, who's going to see it??

Ahhh, here's the real reason. The New York Post says her ultimate dream is to become a celebrity. No wonder one of her initial tweets with the photo above was hashtagged #MTV.

Of course when I read this story, the first thing I though of was the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie "Total Recall" with the bar scene featuring the three-breasted woman:

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But how many times have you seen this since? Well there was the Total Recall remake and ummm, the news with this woman. That's it.

Of course it all turned out to be a giant ruse and she was found out when she was robbed. She filed a police report that a black nylon bag had disappeared off the luggage claim at an airport. What was in the bag? Yep, a three breasted prosthetic according to TMZ.

 

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