I’ve ‘Dung’ Found the Perfect Christmas Gift For the Person You Hate

Here's the ideal Christmas gift for the person, or persons, who shall I say have made your life a little crappy this past year.

There's a website that will now deliver POOP for you, anywhere in the world, and get this it's all done anonymously.

Do you have someone that's number one on your "number two" list?

Well, here's your chance to give the gift of poop this holiday season, and you won't need to include any personal information. The best thing, you'll be able to pay with Bitcoin, which is that untraceable Internet currency. So there is absolutely no way for the recipient of your poopy present to know you're sending it.

As of right now, they're only delivering animal feces (horse manure) to be exact. But they say more kinds will be available soon.

So should you decide to deck someone's halls with bowels of droppings this holiday season, a delivery which includes a nice-wrapped gift box and international shipping will run you around $16.00.