Jennifer Love Hewitt is becoming a mom, and she wants as little bad juju around her bambini as humanly possible.

Of course, her way of dealing with that was to deactivate her Twitter, because the Internet is the world.

The 'Client List' starlet and serial monogamist announced her microblogging hiatus with a few misused homophones:

It's unclear what, if any, threats and rudeness were being thrown at Hewitt, who's engaged to co-star Brian Hallisay. But considering her known affection for media attention, we're guessing it got pretty ugly.