5/5/06

Are you a Left Brainer or a Right Brainer?  Be prepared to be AMAZED!

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4/29/09

WHO ARE YOU AT THE ZOO?

  Imagine yourself strolling along a path at your local zoo. Which of the animals is the first to attract your attention? Psychologist Dr. Marilyn Provost, of Charles Darwin University, says there's a primal connection between your personality and your favorite zoo animal. "We've all encountered people who resemble bears, baboons or others in the animal kingdom," Provost explains. "Research shows that your favorite zoo animal reflects your personality." Here's what the beasties reveal about the real you:

• Monkeys and Apes -- Like our primate cousins, you're quick-witted, socially exuberant and full of enthusiasm. Whether on the job, at home or on vacation, you attract others like bees to honey.You possess a contemplative side when it's time for important decisions or analysis of complex situations. No matter the obstacles, your self confidence keeps you cool in a crisis.
• Gators and Reptiles -- The beauty of these critters isn't apparent at first glance, but you're the kind of person who searches beyond the superficial. Your imagination is an endless source of creative ideas, and you usually have more than one ingenious project in progress at a time. You handle problems intuitively, surprising family and friends with clever solutions.
• Walruses and Seals -- You share an infectious charm with these talented creatures, and you're able to win others to your way of thinking when it counts. With a passion for everything from pro football to Broadway musicals, you're a well rounded person who fits into any group with ease. You're also an engaging conversationalist who's often the life of the party.
• Elephants and Giraffes -- The size of these animals relates directly to your need to experience all that life has to offer. You're up for any new adventure, and you have little problem getting others to follow your lead. You're rarely shy about your desires and unafraid to make demands. Your determination to overcome any challenges usually ends in triumph.
• Tigers and Lions -- The strength and might of these creatures is a source of wonder to a soft hearted person like you. Gentle and ethereal, you bring out a protective instinct in lovers and strangers. But you also possess a regal quality that puts the haughtiest lioness in the jungle to shame. People find this duality of spirit intriguing as they discover your still waters do run deep.
• Grizzlies and Polar Bears -- You're as fiercely loyal as any mama bear, reveling in your role as the chief nurturer of your clan. You're in your element when you're dispensing homemade soup along with shrewd advice. Your generous spirit and compassion for others also makes you an important figure in your community as you strive to make life better for everyone.

Patty's Royal River Girlfriend Getaway Winners!  Look out Flandreau!

-Julie Holmes

-Kim Hansen

-Deb Minnich

-Karen Lovro

-Jill Meier

Congratulations! 

KNOW IT AND WIN!!

4/16/09

TEN MOST HEALTHY FOODS YOU AREN'T EATING

A new study in appearing in the Archives of Internal Medicine gives us The 10 Best Foods For Your Heart That You Aren't Eating:
1. Beets
2. Cabbage
3. Guava
4. Swiss chard
5. Cinnamon
6. Purslane
7. Pomegranate juice
8. Goji berries
9. Dried plums
10. Pumpkin seeds

4/14/09

Q)-Doing your own income tax is a lot like what?

A)-A do-it-yourself Mugging!

4/10/09

Q). What does the Easter Bunny get when he makes a basket? 

A). Two points, just like anyone else. 

4/09/09

Q)-Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inces long?

A)-Because...then it would be a FOOT!

4/08/09

Q)- What do you call a line of Easter Bunny’s walking backwards?

A). A receding hare line.

4/7/09

Q)- Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A. He didn't want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.

4/06/09

We shared this on the show this morning.  "5 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman"  Personally I think you could add 75 or 80 other items to this list…but hey….here it is:

• Forbidden Phrase #1: "Relax." Understand, a woman screaming and carrying on in anger or frustration or panic thinks that her response is 100 percent appropriate. You're denying that there's a reason to be upset.
• Forbidden Phrase #2: "I love you." (During a fight) In real life, a woman hears "I love you" most often at that point in a fight when she desperately wants to get to the heart of the issue.
• Forbidden Phrase #3: "It's up to you." (a.k.a. "Whatever you want to do is fine with me.")
• Forbidden Phrase #4: "You knew I was this way when you married me."
• Forbidden Phrase #5: (Nothing) Say... Anything. Throw the ball back. Throw it badly. Even risk throwing a wild pitch and letting her take an extra base.      But keep your head in the game.

BLOG 4/1/09

Thanks to everyone who played along with the Ben & Patty Show April Fools fun! 

This mornings show questions was:  "What cartoon character was turning 29 years old today but was still in the 4th grade?"....It was NOT Sponge Bob...it was BART SIMPSON!  I think we all knew that...but Patty kept having everyone give the wrong answer until we were all ready to climb a tower and start screaming!  Thanks to everyone who participated....HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!