My Friend Patty Wants To Kill Bob. Why!?
I have had this plant at my desk here at the MIX 97-3 for years. I named him Bob. I like Bob. He has always been a bit spindly. I think he smoked as a seedling.
Today, Patty came into the studio before the show and said Bob has to go.
Bob has never done anything to Patty.
Patty said, Quote: "He's Ugly. I'm Going To Kill Him." She said Bob is already dead, he just doesn't know it.
What kind of a threat is that!? Why all this plant hatred? Is Patty some kind of "anti-plantite"?
Take a look at Bob. Would you toss him out? I think I will be placing Bob in the Plantness Protection Program.