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My Friend Patty Wants To Kill Bob. Why!?

Ben's Plant
Ben Davis

I have had this plant at my desk here at the MIX 97-3 for years. I named him Bob. I like Bob. He has always been a bit spindly. I think he smoked as a seedling.

Today, Patty came into the studio before the show and said Bob has to go.

Bob has never done anything to Patty.

Patty said, Quote: “He’s Ugly. I’m Going To Kill Him.” She said Bob is already dead, he just doesn’t know it.

What kind of a threat is that!?  Why all this plant hatred?  Is Patty some kind of “anti-plantite”?

Take a look at Bob.  Would you toss him out?  I think I will be placing Bob in the Plantness Protection Program.


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