Next to Funyus and Sour Cream and Onion chips Cheetos are the best snack food on the planet...I think.   Well here is some good news for anyone looking for a new source of empty calories.  Frito-Lay, Cheetos' parent company, has released two new Cheetos products: CHEEZY SALSA MIX and XTRA CHEEZY MIX. Each bag contains four different flavors of Cheetos. Frito-Lay said their inspiration was to combine all the different forms of Cheetos in one place.  Thank goodness!  It was getting to be pure chaos having to choose between puffed or crunch, hot or mellow, bucket or barrel.  What I can't get my head around is that there are schools, (not here in South Dakota...yet!), that want to ban all of these Cheesy Heaven Pellets from their public funded grounds.  There has to be a constitutional violation here somewhere!?  According to ABC News here's what some schools in California and New Mexico have done:

It's time to write our congress people, after I wipe all the orange off my fingers.