Oh the Things Patty ‘Almost’ Saw!

My dearest pal Patty just got back from an extended vacation in Montana.  She was visiting her sister.

It has been a couple of weeks since we last chatted so as soon as she came into work today I asked her:  "So, what did you do on your vacation?"

I fully expected to hear some really cool stories about adventures in the mountains or fun escapades to restaurants, touristy shops, hot night spots, and such. But instead all Patty said was: "We ate, slept, almost saw a bear."

That was it.  "Almost saw a bear." I said "For a lot less expense you could have stayed here, eaten, slept, and almost seen anything you want."

Heck, just yesterday I almost saw two bears, three Elk, and a flock of Puffins - almost.

Welcome Home Patty!  :-)

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