Patty’s Ponderings: Police Look for Woman with Goatee
Wanted: Two women for shoplifting in a Lexington, South Carolina Kmart.
Witness description: One of the women had dreadlocks, earrings, glasses, a white t-shirt, tan shorts and a goatee.
Questions: Was there a circus in town?
What did the artist’s sketch look like?
Criminal’s parting shout: “You’ll never catch me, not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!!”