Randy Newman once sang 'Short people got no reason to live.'

Well, up your nose with a rubber hose, Randy Newman!

Buzzfeed felt my pain and put together 10 Things Only Short Girls Will Understand.

Seriously, all of these are true and have happened to me at least once.

I relate all too well with clothes not fitting.  Pants especially are too long.  All my jeans are frayed at the bottom.

I was constantly someone's arm rest in college.  I don't even use the top shelf in my kitchen cabinets because what is the point?!?! I'll never see anything again if I put something up there.

So if you have a short person in your life, be kind.