Greg Pembroke started this blog called “Reasons why my son is crying” where he recorded the hilarious reasons why his son was throwing a temper tantrum. Now, he’s putting all the great ones in a book. Here are some other ones:

"He dumped his popcorn out for the dog... and the dog ate it."

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"He met Iron Man… out of costume."

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"Can't have jelly beans for breakfast."

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