So Prince William and his wifey Kate Middleton had a baby this week, and it was kind of a big deal for, like, everyone. It's not just a regular baby, guys -- it's a royal baby.

And sure, he's cute and all, but wake us up from our boredom-nap when you guys give birth to dragons like the Khaleesi on 'Game of Thrones.' (Now that's some royal business we can get behind.)

But anyway, yeah. The royals had a baby, and for every person who was excited, there were at least 10 who couldn't have cared less (a few of them around here). If you're one of them, enjoy the indifferent shrugs below.

And finally, from the mouth of legit British royalty, Harry Potter: