Squirrels Killed by Yale administration?
A senior from Yale University emailed Gawker:
I’d like to remain anonymous, but I also want to let you know about something going on at Yale. It appears that the administration paid to have all the squirrels on campus killed over the summer. There are no squirrels left at Yale. Numerous student publications are racing to uncover the scandal, but so far there has been no official statement. Continued fury and uprising is expected.
Apparently “Yalies” have ben menaced by Squirrels for years. And now, mysteriously, it seems they are all gone. It could be a mass Squirrel genocide? It could be students have figured out how yummy Squirrel is when sautéed, in a dorm room, with Ramen Noodles? What do you think?
This whole thing did remind me of some of the best “SQUIRREL SONGS” of all time. If you have a hankerin’ to go nuts and get your squirrel on, crank this up on your head phones: