Honey Boo Boo

I don't know why we can't look away from the Honey Boo Boo family? Go ahead and watch the video. You've been warned.

If this is your first week learning of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting or its star Josh Duggar, you are not off to a great start. Previously troubled by Honey Boo-Boo, the network has officially pulled the reality series from its lineup, following Duggar’s admission of incestuous molestation near of a decade ago.

Never one to change their lifestyle because they're making bank on reality TV, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June got married this weekend in redneck style. And by that we mean "in a camouflage wedding dress with bright orange accents and rainbow colored flowers."

What does it take to get kicked off of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'?

If you’ve seen television or the internet even for just a moment over the last year, you’re probably aware of the child beauty queen Alana Thompson – better known by her self-proclaimed nickname Honey Boo Boo Child – and her very proudly redneck family. One member of the clan is Alana's gay uncle, Lee Thompson, whom she calls Uncle Poodle. It's hard enough being gay in rural Georgia, but now Thomp

Believe it or not, there is someone too crazy for the Honey Boo Boo clan!

Despite 4 Chan's successful attempt at getting Kim Jong-un to win the most votes for Time magazine's Person of the Year, the magazine is going with President Obama. Again. Sheesh, don't pick the dictator everybody voted for, but that doesn't mean you have to pick somebody who's already won. Here are five other perfectly viable candidates, in our opinion. Maybe we should start a campaign next year.

Adam Levine recently said Honey Boo Boo was a factor in the “decay of Western civilization," and nothing bears that out more than the fact that her show and others like it have led to the popularity of so-called "hillbilly porn." We didn't even know such a thing existed. And now we're wishing for those halcyon days of innocence.

Well, the year is nearly over, so let's look back and hate on it a little bit. So many, many things were annoying this year. People starting saying "cray-cray" all the time, and for some reason they also all decided it was okay to waggle their chewed up gum halfway out of their mouths on the train. It's not. It's never okay.

Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders. Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch