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Honey Boo Boo's Mama June Marries Sugar Bear in a Camouflage + Orange Wedding [PHOTOS]

Cassandra Rose — Mon, 06 May 2013 16:06:39 +0000

Never one to change their lifestyle because they're making bank on reality TV, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June got married this weekend in redneck style. And by that we mean "in a camouflage wedding dress with bright orange accents and rainbow colored flowers."

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Honey Boo Boo Kicks Out Crazy

Ben Davis — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:41:02 +0000

What does it take to get kicked off of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'?

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Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle Bravely Reveals He's HIV Positive

Kathy Landin — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:15:07 +0000

If you’ve seen television or the internet even for just a moment over the last year, you’re probably aware of the child beauty queen Alana Thompson – better known by her self-proclaimed nickname Honey Boo Boo Child – and her very proudly redneck family.

One member of the clan is Alana's gay uncle, Lee Thompson, whom she calls Uncle Poodle. It's hard enough being gay in rural Georgia, but now Thompson has made an even harder public admission: He's HIV positive.

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Patty's Ponderings: Honey Boo Blah!

Patty Dee — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:46:58 +0000

Believe it or not, there is someone too crazy for the Honey Boo Boo clan!

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5 Celebrities Who Should've Been Time's 'Person of the Year'

TheFW Staff — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:09:33 +0000

Despite 4 Chan's successful attempt at getting Kim Jong-un to win the most votes for Time magazine's Person of the Year, the magazine is going with President Obama. Again. Sheesh, don't pick the dictator everybody voted for, but that doesn't mean you have to pick somebody who's already won. Here are five other perfectly viable candidates, in our opinion. Maybe we should start a campaign next year.

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Honey Boo Boo + Other Redneck Shows Cause Rise In Popularity of Hillbilly Porn. No, Seriously.

Cassandra Rose — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:15:22 +0000

Adam Levine recently said Honey Boo Boo was a factor in the “decay of Western civilization," and nothing bears that out more than the fact that her show and others like it have led to the popularity of so-called "hillbilly porn."

We didn't even know such a thing existed. And now we're wishing for those halcyon days of innocence.

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Who Was the Most Annoying Person of 2012?

Emerald Catron — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:05:15 +0000

Well, the year is nearly over, so let's look back and hate on it a little bit. So many, many things were annoying this year. People starting saying "cray-cray" all the time, and for some reason they also all decided it was okay to waggle their chewed up gum halfway out of their mouths on the train. It's not. It's never okay.

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Adam Levine Thinks Honey Boo Boo May Have Been Who the Mayans Were Talking About

Cassandra Rose — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 23:11:20 +0000

Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.

Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch a break.

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Obsessed with 'Breaking Amish'

Tony Wright — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:18:43 +0000

I know Honey Boo Boo is getting a lot of attention lately due to the pint-sized pageant queen’s show beating political convention coverage and the family getting significant raises for season two

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The Best Costumes From 'HallowMeme 2012′

Emerald Catron — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:54:48 +0000

Halloween may be next week, but Brooklyn's 'Hallowmeme' party got the costumed fun started early. The fourth annual event, put on by the folks at Forced Meme Productions, gives people the chance to dress up like their favorite internet sensations. There were lots of McKayla Maroneys and Psys, but people also repped some less-popular memes as well. Skull Trumpet and High Expectations Asian Father both made appearances, and of course there was a 'Gangnam Style' dance-off and plenty of Honey Boo Boos. Here is all that, plus our personal faves.

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