You say you'd never cheat on your spouse. Are you sure about that? A lot of people are doing it - in a matter of speaking - financial infidelity, that is.
What about the moms who do all that and work a full-time job? Seems to me they would be more valuable and requires and equal amount of, if not more, super powers.
A recent survey of human relations managers shows that you're probably wasting your time by clearing away the clutter on your desk at the end of the workday.