The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. But when that line is nearly a thousand feet off the ground and no wider than the head of a pin, it's a sight to behold.
Some of you might of heard of the "Rally Monkey" that helped the LA Angels win a World Series title but now there apparently is a "Rally Squirrel" and its helping the Detroit Tigers.
Major League Baseball has made a point of speeding up games this year. Perhaps it can do the same in Japan. First order of business: control this player.