The Worst Things You Can Say to a Woman
Guys, if you want to avoid incurring the wrath of the women in your life, never say the following. According to a new survey these are the 10 worst things you can possibly say to a woman:
Asking "When's the baby due?"
Just one problem, she's not pregnant. Yikes!
Answering "Yes" when she asks if these jeans make her butt look big?
Answering "yes" to that question, is a great way to earn a few nights sleeping on the couch.
"You look tired."
Say that, and you'll wish you'd never got out of bed that day.
Say that, and you won't be "getting down" anytime soon!
"Do you need help parking?"
Asking that is a guaranteed "parking pass" right into the doghouse!
"You look more and more like your mother every day."
Just pray she doesn't start acting like her mother too.
"I told you so."
I told ya.
"How much did you pay for that hairdo?"
Ask that question, and the next thing out of your mouth better be: "It wasn't enough, because you look fantastic!"
"Should you really be eating that?"
"Are you sure you're brave enough to ask that?"
"Don't you have some vacuuming to do?"
The only man that can get away with asking that question to a woman, is a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.