The Worst Things You Can Say to a Woman
Guys, if you want to avoid incurring the wrath of the women in your life, never say the following. According to a new survey these are the 10 worst things you can possibly say to a woman:
- 1
Asking "When's the baby due?"
Just one problem, she's not pregnant. Yikes!
- 2
Answering "Yes" when she asks if these jeans make her butt look big?
Answering "yes" to that question, is a great way to earn a few nights sleeping on the couch.
- 3
"You look tired."
Say that, and you'll wish you'd never got out of bed that day.
- 4
"Calm down."
Say that, and you won't be "getting down" anytime soon!
- 5
"Do you need help parking?"
Asking that is a guaranteed "parking pass" right into the doghouse!
- 6
"You look more and more like your mother every day."
Just pray she doesn't start acting like her mother too.
- 7
"I told you so."
I told ya.
- 8
"How much did you pay for that hairdo?"
Ask that question, and the next thing out of your mouth better be: "It wasn't enough, because you look fantastic!"
- 9
"Should you really be eating that?"
"Are you sure you're brave enough to ask that?"
- 10
"Don't you have some vacuuming to do?"
The only man that can get away with asking that question to a woman, is a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.