Top 5 Dumbest Restaurant Customer Stories. Stupid Is as Stupid Does.

If you've ever worked at a restaurant for more than four minutes, you've encountered a DUMB CUSTOMER. And that means it's going to take some EPIC dumbness to make the list of the DUMBEST customers.

The fine folks at Jezebel.com have put together a list of the Top-5 Dumbest Restaurant Customer Stories.  What do you think?  Do these guys deserve to be on the list?

1. "I had a woman at a fast food restaurant ask me to clarify whether 'fat free' means there's no fat, or she doesn't have to pay for the fat."

2. "When I recommended our artisan pizzas to a woman, she yelled at me that she can't have pizza because she has an allergy. I asked what kind of allergy, so we could work around it . . . she said she's 'allergic to crunchy.'"

3. "A guy argued with me for five minutes that we were a doctor's office and not a pizzeria."

4. "I worked at Arby's. A guy asked our cashier what mozzarella sticks are. The cashier said they're like cheese sticks. The guy asked what kind of cheese . . . and the cashier said, 'Um, Swiss I think.'"

5. "I worked at a nice restaurant and our pork chops came with polenta. A guy asked me what it was and I explained it's made from cornmeal. He said, 'I thought polenta is what comes out after the baby is born' . . . and ordered something else."