What Movies is Charlie Sheen Watching in Heaven Tonight?
One of our pals on Twitter is, Actor / Producer / Warlock Vatican Assassin, Charlie Sheen. Tuesday afternoon he tweeted this:
I must admit it’s fun following the “total bitchin’ rock star from Mars”. But my quandary lies in the fact that I’m not always able to interpret the “Bi-Winner’s” communications.
So I can understand wanting to sit down, nosh on some popcorn with real butter, and watch Papa in an award winning performance. But why would you do a double feature of “Apocalypse Now” with “Jaws”? That’s like going out to eat and ordering Steak and Skittles.
And more importantly could someone explain to me where exactly does Charlie Sheen get tickets to Heaven’s movie theater? Remember, this is the guy that exclaimed “I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”
If there are movie theaters in the here-after, I would just assume that the warlock would have standing reservations with front row seats at the most southern of biblical locations.