Women Selling Used Copies of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on eBay
If you havenât yet read the novel that launched a thousand vibrators, and if you prefer your books with the pages already stuck together, hereâs your chance. Three industrious housewives are selling their thrice used copy of âFifty Shades of Greyâ on eBay.
Soccer moms and lonely homemakers have been, literally, abuzz over this yearâs most moaned about erotic novel. If you havenât run out and purchased a pristine-paged new copy of it, you now have the opportunity to purchase a â shall we say? â well-loved copy.
Three self-proclaimed âMILFy Brooklyn babesâ are selling the copy they shared with each other to the highest bidder on eBay, along with âa personal note and/or lipstick kisses.â
On the book? We would not put our faces anywhere near that thing.
According to their eBay description, âThe lucky winner will hold in their hands a deliciously used paperback copy of the best erotic novel since âLady Chatterlyâs Lover.ââ We arenât sure if âdeliciously usedâ is an official designation of condition on eBay, but if itâs not, it should be.
If you had any further doubt in your mind about the condition of the book, this part of the description should clear it right up. âWe share everything from clothes to babysitting duties, so naturally we all had our way with this book.â
The bidding has now reached more than $100 and the auction still has a week left.
We think itâs 50 shades of disgusting, but if they can find someone who wants to pay that kind of money for a used copy of the book, more power to them. That extra power will probably be put to good use. You kno where we’re going with this.