It's often said that revenge is a dish best served cold -- but as Taylor Swift is finding out, it's also pretty good if you can serve it in front of thousands of screaming fans.
You wrong for that one! Serial dater John Mayer is coping with his breakup from Katy Perry in a very interesting way... by trying to get into her BFF Rihanna's pants of course!
John Mayer and Katy Perry broke up despite being doting upon one another in public (even when dressed like this), so it came as a bit of a surprise when the news hit.
But the reasoning behind the breakup isn't too shocking. New sources say it was mostly due to scheduling conflicts between the two pop stars. Despite, you know, them being able to afford private jets to take them to visit one another
Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is friends with newly-single Katy Perry, which made it slightly awkward that she had to ask Perry's ex, John Mayer, about their recent breakup.
But really, if you have to answer awkward questions, Ellen's definitely the one you want asking them.
Katy Perry proved to be too much for John Mayer, who couldn't deliver the level of commitment the candy-coated, whipped cream shooting starlet needed.
Sources close to the pair said their breakup was a long time coming, and that nothing was as rosy as it seemed.
Katy Perry stepped out on Valentine's Day with a gift from her boyfriend John Mayer: a heart-shaped ruby ring that she wore on her left ring finger to make the paparazzi explode. TROLOLOLOLOLO.
Now rumors are flying that the couple plans to wed, despite their reps neither confirming or denying an engagement.
Katy Perry and John Mayer had a romantic Valentine's Day date, and possibly in an effort to make us all care, Perry was rocking a ring. On that finger.
John Mayer moved to Western Montana to heal his vocal cords after some intrusive surgery. So since he had some time to kill, he did an interview with CBS Sunday Morning in which he apologized to his former girlfriends and talked up his current one.