Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Madonna Bares Her Naked Behind for Hurricane Sandy Donations
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Miley Cyrus Says Her ‘Dad Knows Nothing’ About Her Wedding Plans
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Welcome to the first live show of 'The Voice,' everyone!
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It's the most wonderful time of the year! Almost.
Someone Wants to Put Miley Cyrus in Porn
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Sharon Osbourne’s Double Mastectomy Made Her Swear Off All Plastic Surgery
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Adam Levine Talks ‘American Horror Story’ Role
Our boyfriend Adam Levine stars on the second season of 'American Horror Story: Asylum,' and while episodes have aired and we'd love to spoil his role for you, we'll do our best not to. But don't fret, because Levine was kind enough to discuss his role of Leo, husband to Jenna Dewan-Tatum's character Teresa -- and uh, the pair get a tad racy.
Go Behind the Scenes of Pink’s ‘Try’ Video
As if you didn't already know that Pink is bada--, the behind the scenes look at her video for 'Try' just confirms our thoughts on the singer.